SSR · #15 · ESTP

3 AM Parkour Goblin

Converts sofas, curtains, and sleeping ribs into a raceway

SSR · #15ESTP
3 AM Parkour Goblin — 3 AM Parkour Goblin3 AM Parkour Goblin · Tuxedo

3 AM Parkour Goblin

Converts sofas, curtains, and sleeping ribs into a raceway

✦ Post-Poop Rocket120 DMG

Sprints 4 laps around the apartment at Mach 2 with dilated saucer eyes.

✦ Sofa Wall-Bounce100 DMG

Uses your stomach as a springboard at 3:17 AM sharp.

Social76%
Chaos22%
Sweetness24%
Tyranny26%
Weakness: Red laser dot + catnip kicker

About This Cat Soul

Fearless adrenaline junkie with turbo hind legs. Never walks when a flying leap is possible, treats post-litter sprints as Olympic qualifiers.

Weakness Red laser dot + catnip kicker
Secret Soft Spot Crashes upside-down on your lap after exhausting chaos
Keeper's Field Note Needs vertical cat trees and intense wand sprints before dinner.