All 16 Cat Soul Archetypes
Measured across Social Battery (E/I), Chaos Engine (N/S), Affection Trap (F/T), and Household Governance (J/P).
✓ Collected Velvet Dictator
Runs your household from the top of the bookshelf
✓ Collected Fridge-Top Philosopher
Stares at blank drywall as if seeing the 4th dimension
✓ Collected 3 AM Operations CEO
Calls mandatory pre-dawn meetings via nose-boop
✓ Collected Applied Gravity Scientist
Maintains strict peer review over every glass on your desk
✓ Collected Sunbeam Soul Oracle
Senses bad days in silence and cures them with forehead bumps
✓ Collected Cardboard Box Poet
Rejects luxury pet beds in favor of humble grocery cartons
✓ Collected Doorbell Diplomat
Welcomes plumbers, friends, and pizza boxes as VIP guests
✓ Collected Single-Braincell Sunbeam
Zero survival instincts, 100% pure golden-retriever energy
✓ Collected Bowl Compliance Officer
Detects a penny-sized bottom spot in a full bowl from 20 feet away
✓ Collected Bathroom Bodyguard
Protects you from imaginary monsters behind closed doors
✓ Collected Household Curfew Warden
Herds sleepy humans into bed by 10:45 PM sharp
✓ Collected Velcro Biscuit Chef
Opens a 24-hour bakery directly on top of your stomach
✓ Collected Stealth Blanket Ninja
Vanishes for 6 hours; reappears only at the sound of foil
✓ Collected Forbidden Belly Artist
Displays soft tummy fluff strictly as look-but-never-touch art
✓ Collected 3 AM Parkour Goblin
Converts sofas, curtains, and sleeping ribs into a raceway
✓ Collected Dramatic Soap-Opera Star
Faints from starvation if dinner arrives 90 seconds late