8-Card Cat Soul Game

Reveal Your Cat's Holographic Soul Card

Swipe 8 real cat moments in 30 seconds, rip open a 3D foil collector card, check who owns the apartment, and duel a friend's cat.

Card 1 of 8
Scene 01 · DoorbellSTEALTHHELLO!
Scene 01 · Doorbell

Guests walk in holding crinkly takeout bags. Your cat immediately...

Cats trotting eagerly toward a retro orange cassette speaker and popped cat food tin
New Utility · Cat Arcade

Cat Summon Soundboard: 12 Real Recordings

Need to coax a hiding cat from under the bed right now? Play genuine hungry kitten cries, mama trills, mating calls, and wet-food can pops—zero synthesized beeps.

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The 16 Cat Soul Compendium

Every swipe result unlocks one collector card from our 16-cat archive.

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Velvet Dictator (INTJ)
UR · #01 INTJ

Velvet Dictator

Runs your household from the top of the bookshelf

Fridge-Top Philosopher (INTP)
SSR · #02 INTP

Fridge-Top Philosopher

Stares at blank drywall as if seeing the 4th dimension

3 AM Operations CEO (ENTJ)
UR · #03 ENTJ

3 AM Operations CEO

Calls mandatory pre-dawn meetings via nose-boop

Applied Gravity Scientist (ENTP)
SSR · #04 ENTP

Applied Gravity Scientist

Maintains strict peer review over every glass on your desk

Sunbeam Soul Oracle (INFJ)
UR · #05 INFJ

Sunbeam Soul Oracle

Senses bad days in silence and cures them with forehead bumps

Cardboard Box Poet (INFP)
SR · #06 INFP

Cardboard Box Poet

Rejects luxury pet beds in favor of humble grocery cartons

Doorbell Diplomat (ENFJ)
SSR · #07 ENFJ

Doorbell Diplomat

Welcomes plumbers, friends, and pizza boxes as VIP guests

Single-Braincell Sunbeam (ENFP)
UR · #08 ENFP

Single-Braincell Sunbeam

Zero survival instincts, 100% pure golden-retriever energy

Bowl Compliance Officer (ISTJ)
SR · #09 ISTJ

Bowl Compliance Officer

Detects a penny-sized bottom spot in a full bowl from 20 feet away

Bathroom Bodyguard (ISFJ)
SR · #10 ISFJ

Bathroom Bodyguard

Protects you from imaginary monsters behind closed doors

Household Curfew Warden (ESTJ)
SSR · #11 ESTJ

Household Curfew Warden

Herds sleepy humans into bed by 10:45 PM sharp

Velcro Biscuit Chef (ESFJ)
SSR · #12 ESFJ

Velcro Biscuit Chef

Opens a 24-hour bakery directly on top of your stomach

Stealth Blanket Ninja (ISTP)
SR · #13 ISTP

Stealth Blanket Ninja

Vanishes for 6 hours; reappears only at the sound of foil

Forbidden Belly Artist (ISFP)
SR · #14 ISFP

Forbidden Belly Artist

Displays soft tummy fluff strictly as look-but-never-touch art

3 AM Parkour Goblin (ESTP)
SSR · #15 ESTP

3 AM Parkour Goblin

Converts sofas, curtains, and sleeping ribs into a raceway

Dramatic Soap-Opera Star (ESFP)
SSR · #16 ESFP

Dramatic Soap-Opera Star

Faints from starvation if dinner arrives 90 seconds late

Cat Soul Deck Guide

How does the 8-Card Cat Soul MBTI game work?

Pick your cat's coat, optionally enter a name, and swipe left or right through 8 everyday cat moments—from 3 AM hallway sprints to closed bathroom doors. Weighted scoring maps every cat evenly across 16 Cat Soul archetypes.

How do Two-Cat Compatibility Duel links work?

Tap Challenge a Friend's Cat on your holographic reveal card to copy a stateless duel invite link. Your friend opens it, swipes their cat's 8 cards or picks a card directly, and immediately sees the co-living peace score and downloadable duel poster.

Where are my saved cats and custom photos stored?

Everything lives privately inside your browser using the on-device Cat Passport. Multiple cats, unlocked binder stamps, and cropped real-cat photos never leave your device and require zero login—plus you can copy a backup code anytime to transfer between browsers.